Sunday, December 7, 2008
i haven't fallen off the face of the earth!
so its been ages since i've blogged. sorry for that. its incredible how fast things get going at the end of the semester here. school is super different from at home, because at home, yes finals are busy, but its just a couple of exams. here, its exams, presentations, papers and everything, piled into two weeks (mostly one). so i've been working my butt off on getting all that done. but i'm almost done now (TUESDAY!)
i'll be posting more frequently now, and i'll write some past blogs so that everyone can know all i've done over the past month. : )
Sunday, November 2, 2008
off to the land of karfu and ramses. of cleopatra and king tut.
I checked my schedule and that week it turned out that all but one of my classes was going to be cancelled so I figured that I’d take a long vacation to somewhere that required that much time spent. Contemplated Dubai as well, but then when I was looking at prices for hotels dubai came in at around 70 dollars a night whereas Egypt clocked in at about 3 dollars a night. I was sold. So booked a flight. Going with my friend Jason. Cannot wait. I’ll write all about it once I’m back….. but here’s a preview.
(pretend that’s me in the photo)

menagerie

One thing that was equally as thrilling about the zoo is that all of their exhibits that need tanks (such as amphibians and reptiles) were all housed in these buildings that looked like they could’ve been old science halls. It was like something out of a 1950s movie. (see below, you’ll understand) also, they didn’t feel bad at all about housing two different types of animals in the exact same cage. A python and turtles for example.



Also, I think the entire 20 other people that were at the zoo must think that I’m totally mental, but I kept walking around and cracking up hysterically at the things that the zoo deemed necessary to exhibit.
EXAMPLE: they have a bunny rabbit and guinea pig exhibit. LITEREALLY guinea pigs. And their pen was bigger than the goats’ pen. Needless to say when I saw that I laughed so hard out loud that people openly stared. Guess they don’t have guinea pigs as house pets….

EXAMPLE TWO: they also have a raccoon exhibit. Again, I was laughing so hard I was in tears.

After it was all said and done I had spent a brilliant 3 hours at the zoo, and I had taken over 450 photos. Nothing like paying 5 euros for an entire afternoon of entertainment.
le tournois du rugby
So after a big long week of school off I suppose I’m ready to start blogging once again. I’ve had a couple of rugby matches now. And its absolutely brilliant. After the last game I was bleeding from my right knee and my left knee looked like someone took a mallet to it and just beat it. It was purple and green and blue. Totally ridiculous. But rugby really is loads of fun. We had a tournament on Thursday and it was an all day thing. 6 different schools. And each school brought a girls rugby team, boys rugby team, boys and girls soccer. In any case, we tied our first match and won our second and then ran out of time to play our third. Which was lame. But in any case, ESCP wound up winning the entire thing, the whole gosh darn tournament. Needless to say there was much celebration both on the bus ride home (the games are an hour outside of paris) and afterwards in the school bar. Very fun. Oh, and some famous track star was there too, but alas, my French culture is a bit rusty. Apparently he can run fast. Much other than that I’m not sure who exactly he was.
Friday, October 24, 2008
ahhh amsterdam
And I think that perhaps the most quintessentially ‘amsterdam’ moment we had was the first night that we were staying in our hostel. Our roommates came home at 6 and 7am. The first arrivee managed to get into his bed, and then he began the oh so noticeable sounds of vomiting. On himself, in his bed, right next to me. I think he managed to hold it all in until he got to the toilet though. And it was histerical trying to listen to him getting back up into his bed. There were no ladders for the bed, so it was hard even when you were sober. Needless to say, it took about 4 tries. And one or two falls. But he made it. Then the other roommates got home at 7ish. One of the guys started talking on his phone to his ‘mate’ back in Australia. The conversation went as follows:
‘oy, dude, I can’t come downtown, I’m in Amsterdam.’
‘no, I’m in Amsterdam, but dude, the walls. They’re eating me.’
‘okay, I’ll talk to you later, I’m gonna go find a place to hide so the walls can’t find me.’
Hilarity I tell you. I wasn’t even upset that I hadn’t gotten any sleep. Met everyone the next morning and actually wished that they would’ve stayed for another night. They were super nice, and cute. So lame they had to leave. Anyways, only in Amsterdam…..
le foot!
It wound up being just exactly like an American football game back home. I got really drunk, barely watched the game, and socialized a whole bunch. Although, I never missed a goal! Tunisia went up first, and then I realized that the entire stadium was for Tunisia. Literally, there were about 500 France fans, and the rest 19500 were all for Tunisia. We were a minority for sure. In any case, we cheered for Tunisia, we cheered for France, we pretty much just cheered when we got to. France won though, so we got bragging rights in the end. It was chaos back on the RER afterwards too. It was absolutely packed to the gills, I don’t think another person could’ve fit on the train. Seriously, I have lost any semblance of personal space here. Well, after arriving back in paris it was off to the bars to celebrate the win. And then off to bed come 5am when I realized that it was still Tuesday and I had 6.5 hours of class the next day. That was fun. I even seem to remember something about dancing on a table with a girl from ohio. But I’m not sure how accurate that is……
deux chateaux



Okay, so the prettier, and overall just better one of the two chateaux was by far vaux le vicomte. The story goes: this man, Nicolas Fouquet, who was the minister of finance back in the days of King Louis the 14th, had this chateau designed by three men. Le brun, le vau, and le nôtre, who were ‘THE’ designers of the day. They made this absolutely fabulous chateau, and in order to celebrate Fouquet threw a lavish party to celebrate its completion. He even invited the King, who actually showed up and everything. Well, Louis the 14th was a rather immature person, and throughout the night became more and more jealous of this amazing chateau, so much so that before the party was over he had Fouquet arrested, and the three designers kidnapped. Fouquet was taken to court for something ridiculous like heresy, or something, more or less, just for the fact that he had a better chateau, and the court freed him, but the king overturned the ruling and instead sentenced him to death…. Or maybe it was life imprisonment. Either way, no more sunshine for mr. fouquet.
And on the subject of him taking away the designers… well, he kept them hostage until they designed an even greater chateau for him…. Namely, Versailles. Go figure.



Thursday, October 16, 2008
i'm going to disneyland!
Last Friday, carly, sam, and jess, and victor and I all traveled the one hour outside of paris to go to Disneyland Paris. And for this I must begin when we got off the train. So we had to take the RER, which is the suburb train. And for that we technically went out of range of the validation of our metro passes. Well so we get up to the exit… and realize this fact. So we look around, there’s no one who works for the metro that we can talk to. literally, no one. But I had been reading all about Disneyland in my travel book and it told me that to go out to Disneyland should only cost about 8€. Which is totally fine. 8 euro, big deal. In any case so we go find this machine where you can buy tickets. And we ring up 5 tickets, and you know how much it tells us that’s gonna cost. ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE EUROS. That’s correct. 125€. Hell no. so we don’t buy those, and go look for a person again. This time we instead find a sign. (note: by this point another couple has joined us in the search for a way to exit.) so the sign says, more or less: your ticket will not work. You bought the wrong one. Tough shit. No go buy a ridiculously expensive ticket from the only machine in the entire place which is right behind you. Oh, and no, there is no one here to help you or to talk to.
So we have a pow-wow and decide that we’re just gonna try and sneak out behind some nice people when they’re leaving. Also, for anyone who hasn’t been on the metro in paris, this is common practice. But the timing must be right because the doors shut very soon after the first person walks through, so only about 2 people at a time can go. And doors will shut on you (or your luggage) if you’re not through in the allotted time that they give you. Its very fun to watch. In any case, jess tries to sneak through, she was the third person. There was a couple in front of her who were using the same ticket. Needless to say, she didn’t make it, and instead walked smack into the door. Made a huge noise. We cracked up. Totally hilarious.
Well so then we decide that we’re going to just buy the tickets. Except we try that and carly’s card gets rejected twice. So on to plan C…
So we’re still just standing around in the metro station. Unable to get out. There’s another couple still there in the same situation. And we start to watch the exits again. We notice that there’s a handicapped/stroller exit on one of the sides, and that if you time it right when someone is coming in, you can sneak out. Needless to say, we try it. The first time, we had the timing off, and the woman with her stroller took too long to get through so jess made it through, but we all got stuck again. So we wait around for another two minutes or so and a business man comes up to the door. The remaining 4 of us, along with the other couple, are all standing right near the door, ready to bolt through when it opens. Door opens, we run. We all make it. And the business man just stares at us with this, ‘oh I am so not amused’ look on his face. But you can’t tell me that that man has never hopped a metro in paris. Its practically a right of passage here.
But anywho, after much amusement and adventure just trying to get off the stupid train we arrive in Disneyland!!!!!!! Disneyland paris is very very similar to Disneyland or Disneyworld in the states. Different castle, different country, but all the rides, all the characters, everything is identical. EXCEPT, Disneyland paris isn’t popular so there are NO LINES. Not a one. Longest we waited was 15 minutes. Absolutely brilliant. Oh, and Disneyland paris is missing splash mountain. Real lame. In any case, we were by far the oldest ‘kids’ there. but we acted just like little kids, we even bought Minnie and mickey mouse ears. So so so fun. Also, everything was decked out for Halloween so there were pumpkin-headed painter statues all over that were ‘painting the town orange’. Just something fun and cute for the holiday that no one seems to care about over here. (really its awful, I have yet to see a Halloween decoration, or for that matter even a freaking pumpkin)
So we spent the day in disneyland, and then it was off to the metro again to attempt to get back on the train without a ticket. This time sam got stuck in much the same fashion as jess did earlier, but she made it, and we didn’t get caught. It was a perfect Friday.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
classy dinner parties
more school parties...
Oh, and on an even funnier note, at the end of the night there was a really nice boy on top of the bar…. In his birthday suit. Man I love my school. nowhere else will you be allowed to convert the entire school into a dance club, and then allow entire nudity because everyone is so belligerently drunk at that point that no one finds it weird, or wrong, or really out of the ordinary. In fact, two nights before this party, I was down in the school bar, and another nice young fellow (on a dare from one of his friends I’m assuming) got naked too. The French. Nudity. It goes so well together.
chateau, chateau, chateau

Amboise



Chenauceaux


Also, the last photo (which will be posted as soon as i get it...) is the ‘supplies we bought for the three days we were gonna be there. I really enjoy that the people I’ve met have the exact same sorts of priorities that I do…. It’s brilliant.
team time
techno + parade = brilliant
Turns out there’s this thing once a year in paris aptly named the techno parade. This glorious concept was elaborated upon by seb, when eddy asked him, ‘what’s a techno parade?’ the conversation was something as follows:
Eddy: ‘what’s a techno parade?’
Seb: ‘do you know what techno is?’
Eddy: ‘yeah’
Seb: ‘do you know what a parade is?’
Eddy: ‘yeah’
Seb: ‘ put them together. It’s something like that.’
And that it was.


Jess, eddy, sam, seb and I arrived at the techno parade (all except eddy and I dressed in the clothing choices of the night before). Pretty much if I had to sum it up it was a massive pack of adolescent teenagers between the age of 13 and 16 drunk and high on ecstasy dancing to really massively loud techno music that was being played on a sort of driving float-bus-thing that had a world famous dj on it. Pretty much awesome. Oh, and there were people climbing on just about everything they could to either get a better view or a better dance floor. And when I say they were climbing on everything I mean it—telephone booths, windowsills, construction crates, cars—you name it, they climbed on it. It was totally ridiculous, and nothing like anything I’ve ever seen back at home. Moving DJs, meaning they each had their own floats and such. Totally bizarre. Only in paris.



Tuesday, September 30, 2008
friday night.
But, alas, they ran out of wine, and another one of our new friends from the park, ashik, told us that he had vodka, tequila, whisky and beer at his house—to which we responded with a resounding, where’s the nearest taxi? So off to the taxi stand we went. After a trek across most of the city, and into the very lively and interesting ‘turkish’ section of paris we arrived chez ashik to a welcoming shot of vodka. Yum. Tequila shots and the like followed. Then before we knew it, it was getting to be morning so the girls (sam, jess and I) left, escorted by our new friend Sebastian (seb), back to my house to get a ‘good night’ sleep. You know, like normal people who go to bed at 7am.
my school throws 'school-sponsored' parties
There was dancing, and flirting, and more dancing, and laughing, and a bit of fighting. Oh, and did I mention there was an open bar? Man I love my school. The party went all night, and into the morning. Some of us lasting longer than others… (we don't know her)
I’m pretty sure that along with 20 other strong people we closed the club down at 5am or so.

(hooray for the Americans!) The party continued far into the night with a final bedtime of 830 or 9 or so in the morning. So much for being a proper person with a normal Thursday night bedtime… I went to bed after most people had already been at work for a bit. (this tid bit of info was pointed out to me by one of such workers….sucker) : )
days in the park.
So… in the not so distant past, oh say a few Sundays ago or so, it was absolutely beautiful here in paris. I mean, really gorgeous. So we get the brilliant (and when I say brilliant I really mean it!) idea to go hang out in a park. Michael, victor and eddy and I go and join the crew that’s already been sitting in the park for awhile with their new friends from that morning. There’s wine, and conversation (in 4 or so different languages if I remember correctly) and a bit of leftover brunch from that morning. We meet loads of people, who are all amazing and super nice. And they go over and recruit a few random strangers to come over and join us. note: these people were invited solely on the fact that they had musical instruments and could therefore be our entertainment for a little bit. Needless to say, it was absolutely fantastic. Love the park. Can’t wait until we get one last nice day here so we can have one last hurrah….


musical entertainment

the blob on the left side is a couple going at it in the middle of the park... paris is the place for lovers right?

Monday, September 22, 2008
ahh the joys of cross-cultural team sports
This goes on for most of the practice. On occasion I have literally no idea what the man has said, or any of what the girls are talking about so jess and I stand around really really super awkwardly and just watch them until someone does something. Then we figure out what we’re supposed to be doing through our powers of deduction. Mostly it involves a lot of running.
I’m thinking that maybe eventually I’ll learn enough French to know the rules, but that’s still up in the air… good thing we don’t have games until November…
VIVA LA MEXICO!!!!
We all go to the party. Sam, jess and I are way too dressed up, but whatevs.
And it’s margarita and cerveza, tacos and tortilla for all! Super fun. Mariachi band and everything. The Mexican ambassador came out and riled up the crowd and everything. The one thing that was so so so fun about the whole thing though was that none of us could really understand what was going on because everything was in Spanish. Well, I take that back, eddy and victor could because they’re both Mexican, I could get a bit from my broken Spanish, but Michael, Sam and Jess were a bit lost. But Ana Paula had warned us a bit about what goes on. Pretty much there’s just a lot of yelling that goes on. The ambassador (or whomever) comes out and yells viva ___________ (insert appropriate important Mexican political figure here, such as Hidalgo, etc) and the crowd responds with VIVA! And that goes on for about 5 or 6 people, then the ambassador goes VIVA MEXICO! Crowd goes, VIVA! This gets repeated 3 times in a crescendo and gets really really REALLY loud on the last one.


Needless to say, it was so fun. Whether or not I understood anything that was really going on… VIVA!!!!
bateaux mouches



Oh, and we classed it up by providing our own wine as an accompaniment to the beautiful scenery, oh, and by getting yelled at by some eastern European women because we were standing in the way of their photos, and they were too lazy to get up and move, instead they just felt like yelling at us and calling us stupid American children in polish. It was great fun!

